Very innovative..........puns for fun. Read along................
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colour. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet'.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colour. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet'.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred.
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.
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